Attention Fiat-Chrysler!

"PS9" (PS9) 01/20/2014 at 16:23 • Filed to: None

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Presented here are the correct ingredients for a true SRT4 Dart. You may add them in whichever order you like, but they are all required. Before you start, find the person who insists on sticking a V6 in there and hand him one of these:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:26

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PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 16:27

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Maybe Chrysler should hand over management of the Dart program to Red Bull, because they clearly know what's up.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:31

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Red Bull didn't build this, they only sponsored it.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:31

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Somehow I don't see the $500k Dart with no upholstery or headlights selling well. Though with 500ish horsepower they will probably sell 3-4 of them.

offroadkarter > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:31

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The whole point of the SRT4 neon was to be cheap as hell, since this is like "the new neon", wouldn't AWD drive the price up out of the reach of most young kids?

HammerheadFistpunch > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:34

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Things I'm hoping it has:

Seriously, lets just hope for something at this point.

PS9 > offroadkarter 01/20/2014 at 16:38

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The OG neon MSRPd for $21k back in the day. This is about $25k in todays money, about what a WRX costs. "It's a Focus ST, except with AWD for about the same money." Would sell a lot of SRT4s.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:39

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I'll take a beautifully crafted Pentastar V6 over a turbo version of their rehashed 2.4 "world engine" any day.

HammerheadFistpunch > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/20/2014 at 16:40

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I high revving 3.2 would be a lot of fun.

offroadkarter > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:42

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economically speaking I think things were financially more stable back when the SRT4N was out also.

Zoom > PS9 01/20/2014 at 16:55

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Not just a blower, though. This blower motor....

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > HammerheadFistpunch 01/20/2014 at 17:14

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It's what I always wanted from the start. I've always though a N/A high revving AWD car would be fun, but have yet to have ever found one.

HammerheadFistpunch > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/20/2014 at 17:17

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The Jeep Cherokee's fuel cut is 7000, having driven several, I'd bet the single speed AWD model is actually a lot of fun on backroads.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > HammerheadFistpunch 01/20/2014 at 17:24

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I need to drive one of those things.